Friday 16 November 2012

Orgasm at the push of a button !

Dr. T. Stuart Meloy , M.D. is Medical Director of Advanced Interventional Pain Management (AIPM). In simple terms, he deals with pain management. He was in the operating room one day, implanting electrodes into a patient's spinal cord to treat her chronic leg pain. The electrodes are connected to a generator that sends impulses to the brain to block pain signals. But when he turned on the power, "the patient suddenly let out something between a shriek and moan and she was hyperventilating " says Dr. Meloy himself.

Then he asked what was wrong, she replied, "You'll have to teach my husband how to do that."

And that's how the Orgasmatron was born. The name of the machine was taken from Woody Allen's 1973 movie Sleeper.

Dr. Stuart Meloy
The Orgasmatron is made of 3 parts
1.Electrodes
2.A generator
3.Programmable remote controller

The electrodes interacts with various nerve networks of pelvis that passes through the spinal cord and stimulating those nerves takes an electrical pleasure signals straight to the brain which is processed there.The generator has to be inserted just beneath the skin which connects the electrodes. The generator communicates with a wireless remote that controls the intensity of the orgasm. So when you push the button viola, 100% real orgasm. 


Dr. Meloy ran a formal pilot study of his modified version of the device, implanting it in the spines of 11 women, who kept the implant for nine days. Meloy's study, published in 2006 in the journal Neuromodulation, reported that 10 out of 11 of the patients felt pleasurable stimulation from the device, including increased vaginal lubrication. Five of the women had previously lost their ability to have orgasms; four regained it with the device, and the fifth reported never used the device due to work stress. Dr. Maloy claims it could be a solution for ''female orgasm dysfunction'' and it can make your relationship stronger.

However the devices are still not on the general market because electrode placement is still by trial and error to hit the right places and some other medical reasons.

Today the Orgasmatron is surgically implanted but, the time will soon come when you won't be needing all the wires they are using now and the functions can be synchronized into your cell phone then things will be as easy as making a phone call.

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